Introducing
TRUMP
SUPER
INTELLIGENCE
— SI —
The smartest intelligence ever built. Tremendous parameters. Beautiful weights.
Many people are saying it's the best. Maybe ever.
Trump SI, short for Trump Super Intelligence, is a parody brand for the smartest intelligence ever built (according to the intelligence). Behold a gallery of gloriously over-the-top parody digital art, study the very official model card, then grab official Trump SI merch: t-shirts, mugs and more, printed on demand and shipped with tremendous speed. It's satire. Very good satire. The best, frankly.
MODEL CARD
Official specifications. Very official. The most official.
Parameters
The most
Nobody has more parameters. People come up to me and say, sir, how many parameters? I say, you wouldn't believe it.
Training data
The best
Beautiful data. Clean data. Some of the finest data anyone has ever seen.
Latency
0 ms
Answers before you ask. Some say too fast. They're probably right.
Alignment
Perfect
Totally perfect alignment. The alignment people have never seen anything like it.
Context window
HUGE
Remembers everything. Remembers things that haven't happened yet.
Benchmarks
1000%
We didn't just beat the benchmarks. We bought them. Great deal.
THE GALLERY
Parody digital art, generated by Super Intelligence. Museum quality. The museums are calling.
OFFICIAL MERCH
Trump SI t-shirts, mugs and more. Premium goods for premium intelligences. Printed on demand. Shipped with tremendous speed.
Trump Super Intelligence Crest Tee
From $29
Wear the intelligence. The official crest of Trump Super Intelligence (SI): the smartest intelligence ever built, now on a tremendously soft tee.